THE SANITY TEST

[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. ( < < > > < < .. XD ]
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. ( Does a snow sled count? )
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush. ( .. No. But I have run into a fence before. )
[] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 2

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow. ( Haha.. no.. xD )
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. ( Hey~ You might have been wrong. )
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. ( lol. )
[x]You have choked on your own spit. ( lollol. )

TOTAL: 5

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less. ( Two to be exact. )
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire. ( No, no. I've never ACCIDENTALLY caught something on fire.. no. )
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 2

[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking. ( Not quite. Though sometimes I can't form a proper train of thought. )
[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. ( Oh yes, but it's usually just Joshua that does that. )
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 1

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. ( Probably. )
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[/] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. ( I get the feeling that I have, but I don't quite remember.. )

TOTAL: 2.5

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. ( What? )
[/] You break a lot of things. ( I've BROKEN a lot of things.. and I still break things every once and a while. )
[] You tilt your head when you're confused. ( Nope. I tilt my head when I'm curious, interested and/or bemused. )
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. ( The only texture in my ceiling are a couple of indent circles and a hole that was made by a tac. Other then that it's completely flat. )
[x] The word "um" is used frequently. ( Yes. The word "um" IS used frequently. .. Not by me~ but that's not what you said. )
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 2.5

GRAND TOTAL: 15

NOW, take your total and multiply it by 4
and re-post as:___% insane

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Also, my brother Joshua took this and got 114%. xDDDDD

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